Dentist is Cute

December 30th, 2001

8:55 ìAttention passengers, we are experiencing a delay due to a sick customer at West 4th Street. Medical assistance is on the way.î
9:45 Consultants will be here in 15 minutes.
10:55 Consultants are here and they are asking hard questions. Had not been thinking this hard when I wrote the FRP.
11:20 Consultants are leaving but want to come back at 2:00. They want to ask more hard questions.
11:30 Coffee.
11:40 Answer email. Answer email. Answer email.
1:15 Answer email. Shit! The consultants will be here in 45 minutes. Eat now. Answer email.
1:45 Eat five bites.
2:00 Meet with consultants. More hard questions.
3:15 Put consultants on elevator. Eat more. Answer email. Answer email.
4:30 Leave for Dentist.
4:45 ìAttention customers, the dispatcher is taking this bus out of service.î
5:05 Get to dentist. Dentist is cute. Dentist is charming. Dentist tells me I am a good brusher. I know it but delight in the praise.

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