A gentle reminder to Americans who have not flown in a while.
March 6th, 2002I have to fly once more this month, and if you would keep a few things in mind, my trip will be a much happier one. You see, terrorists attacked the U.S. late last year, and airport security is a little more intense than it used to be.
As you approach the security line, do not halt suddenly, blocking the traffic behind you, your mouth agape. Don’t say in a long, befuddled tone, “Why are they so slow? This is so stupid.” You only betray those qualities in yourself.
As you wait in the security line do not say, “Why are they letting those pilots and flight attendants through before paying customers.” Keep the question to your self, and think about it for a moment.
When they ask to wand your coat or see inside your laptop case, do not react with righteous indignation at being singled out. It is not about you.
And while we are on it, do not wear sweatpants while you travel. If you must wear sweatpants, do not wear them with a fanny pack. This is especially important for the fellows; it simply looks obscene.